I spent a night ago at my Twirly Swirly Girl's home as her Joe was out of town. Waiting for her to arrive home from work in the very early morning hours, I busied myself with giving her Big White Puppy a shower.
This is Nahla, and this is exactly the way she was looking at me as I stood naked before her, trying to coax her into the shower. (Explanation later as to why I have told you I was naked other than, of course, I was in the shower) It is so difficult to get her thick coat wet, that after 20 minutes, I just had to sit on the shower floor to rest my back from bending over. Another 60 minutes later, both of us as clean as whistles, I found I could not get up! There wasn't enough room to scoot my legs underneath myself. She continued to look at me in this same manner.
Exhausted, the two of us, with our girl still not home, settled in to watch a DVD as Joe and Kellye do not have television. My only choice was between "Step'n Up" with Channing Tatum, or "Because I Told You So" with Mandy Moore and Diane Keaton. As the latter is our Mother/Daughter movie that we exchange between our houses; and it is currently at mine, I settled into to watch Mr. Tatum. I had no idea he could dance!
A return home to my own Home Alone television this morning, I looked to see if there was a movie to watch on the Pay for View channel as one a month is in my budget. Low and behold, there was a Channing Tatum movie that said it featured his dancing! OM ............. "Magic Mike" you really can dance!
And now the time is NOW, and I have come to my blog to read the comments left by my friends. OM ........ I can't begin to tell you how sorry I am for the endless Male Enhancement Spam that you had to see. I have removed it all, and I have enabled the Word Verification. And now to the "naked in the shower part". Within the last 24 hours I have been naked, I have seen naked, and I have read naked. It's just too much nakedness for me, I am a very modest person!
But may I just tell you, Channing Tatum has a very nice trunk (see post below); and Matthew McConaughey hasn't one at all!