Thursday, September 24, 2009
The Occasions of Flowers
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
I'm a Downsizer!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Sideways
A September morning at work, a child-free zone of mothers enjoying their true purpose for earning their dollars. Conversation with other adults. A call from my son's middle school.
"Mrs. Andrus? You need to come and get your son. He's sideways."
"What do you mean he's sideways?"
"Well, his head is turned sideways."
"Well, tell him to turn it straight."
"It won't go straight. We think you need to come and get him."
Conversations all around me, laughter not to be missed.
"Can't you just angle his desk towards the black board? How sideways could he be?"
"Mrs. Andrus, we would have to turn his desk around backwards so he could look over his shoulder!"
"Oh! I'll be right there to get him!"
Minutes away, there he is standing sideways framed by the wooden archways of his school. The principal waves as he two-steps sideways to get into the car. "Hi Mom, I'm sideways." I turn to look at him, but he is already looking at me. He continues looking at me as we drive towards home. I can't help myself from laughing. He really is sideways! A trip to our family doctor is in order.
Glass partition sliding open. "Hello, how may I help you?" I respond, "My son is sideways." Eye brows raised in confusion, I pull my son in front of the window. "OH! Let me get the doctor right away!" We are sent to the emergency room of our town's hospital. Apparently they have dealt with "sideways" kids before. It seems the weight of my son's book bag being carried on just one shoulder caused the muscles on that side to go into spasm. His chin was past his left shoulder! "Doctor, will he ever be straight again?"
For three days my son slept in the recliner of our family room. The recliner turned sideways so that he could look at television over his shoulder. Muscle relaxers easing my son straight again.
Our son called yesterday from an assignment at the Wright Patterson Air Force Museum in Dayton, Ohio. His father's old Air Force One is on display there. I could hear the love and pride in every word he spoke. I hang up thinking about his upcoming wedding and the illusion of control that we think we have over our children. In the end it always comes down to Love. If you have that, it doesn't matter if you are sideways!
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
A gathering of women at a trendy eatery. A final check before my husband, "Do I look modern enough?" Background radio to calm my nerves. Lost in my own city, late. Scan the crowded booths, a friendly smile, a wave. Slip in on the end, introductions all around. The Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood unfold before my eyes.
Three women each so different from the other and yet so perfectly matched. Interruptions mid sentence to give confirming assurances, laughter begun before the end of the telling. A common language shared, the words of friendship. From the distance of another booth would it be thought that I was the heroine of the scene?
Vivian and Brenda and Natalea have given me a gift on this occasion that they have not known I have been waiting for all of my life. Alone with my thoughts at the end of the day, not a thread of anxiety to be found. A gathering of women that included me and the Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood.
My beautiful gifts from Vivian will be admired by all. Her gift of friendship I will keep close to my heart.
Friday, September 18, 2009
N E R V O U S
Thursday, September 17, 2009
"R E S P E C T" or "A Story for William"
MaryJo draws people close to her by the very force of her personality alone. She is the type that can put out one bowl of chips and have 100 people at her door. She is beloved by every person who knows her. She is vivacious, beautiful, and has her father's gene for causing mischief.
MaryJo has the type of hair that needs to be tamed. Her good friend is a hair tamer. Her good friend's husband is a Man of the Law. He is also the personal body guard to The Queen of RESPECT. He has held this job for quite some time now but only after his own father had spent his life in service to the Queen. This past week the father passed away. He was of the Baptist faith of the Free Will. MaryJo is of the Catholic faith.
Parishioners in their Sunday best hats bearing witness to one of their flock returning home. The Spirit calling forth their praise to the Father. "Bless this good man, Dear Lord, he's com'in home!" "Praise be, praise be!" Mourners overtaken by their grief for this Brother were quickly attended to by three Sister nurses. "Don't hold back, let God hear your grief." Hand holding and tissue pressing, the Sister nurses returned to their front pew. The choir begins to sing.
A most rotund man with the smallest of heads begins his praise. The screeching of his pitch sending the hair tamer into a fit of suppressed giggles. Sister nurses quickly by her side as her shoulders heave from holding in her chuckles as the small head reaches a particularly high note. "Let it out, sweet Sister. He's with his maker" Praise be, praise be." Decorum is once again achieved. It is time for The Queen of Respect to pay tribute to her long time employee. Her own father a minister, her singing a true gift from God himself. A voice that can be heard by the angels above also causes her her Asian inspired rice paddy hat to quiver. MaryJo leans forward to whisper in her hair tamer's ear, "That hat is reminding me how hungry I am for Chinese food!" The heaving begins anew and spreads like a contagion to nearby children. The Sister nurses descend as the calliope fills the air with it's carnival tones, The Queen of Respect ignoring all in her spotlight of talent.
A full and rich life lived, a tradition passed to a son, loved ones to pay their R E S P E C T. A memory to cherish for my sister-in-law, and a story to tell! (MoJo, I hope you start chuckling at work, can't wait for all the little details to add in!)
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Swap for Paula Clare
and she is letting me tag along on her Route 66 vacation...I have posted these two greeting cards on flickr for your crafting enjoyment!
Monday, September 14, 2009
That Girl
I loved everything about shorthand. It truly was like knowing a secret code to a mystery that only you have the skills to reveal. We were required to use real fountain pens, very skritch skratchy. You had to lightly blow on the ink as you filled first one side of the column and then the other so that it would not smear before it was time to turn the page. To graduate from my school, you had to be able to take and transcribe without error at 220wpm.
The teacher of our class would assume the role of the business man. "To Whom It May Concern..." An adrenaline rush would come over me to keep pace. We would transcribe our shorthand on printed letterhead so that we would get the feel for being a real secretary. One single comma error would lead to a big red slash across your letter. All you needed to graduate from this school was three perfectly transcribed letters at 220wpm. The conversations of my day went like this: "I put a comma after the introductory prepositional phrase, but I got a big red slash!" "Don't you remember there has to be five words before you can put a comma. I forgot my semi colon before the independent clause following the introductory prepositional phrase."
I will never forget my first work assignment at a law firm. I was just to be a fill in for the receptionist. My waiting room was quite all day until just before 5pm. Mother and father, son and lawyer were ushered into a conference room. The lawyer came to my desk, "Bring your pad, I need you to take down a deposition." PANIC, PANIC, PANIC! I was not a legal secretary!
Sitting to the side, legs crossed to hold my pad, skritc skratchy pen poised, I was not prepared for more than one person to speak and record their words! My head got closer and closer to my knee as I tried to keep up...."I was just minding my own business walking by that jewelery store..... I......". "Why do they think you are the one who..... minding your own....". Gaps were filling the long columns of my notebook more than shorthand. Page after page my shorthand was growing less and less legible. "There is a witness that will be appearing in court to testify that she saw you..... Mrs. Ruby ..... Keily at .... ton 200...." The left column filled, the right nearly when my eye fell on the name written in longhand as is required. RUBY KEILY! MY MOTHER?????? and still I kept right on scribbling. "Our secretary will transcribe your statement, and we will meet in court tomorrow. Did you get everything Elizabeth?"
I cried all the way home terror gripping the steering wheel. I called my school at the break of dawn still crying, "How could you send me to a law office? I didn't know what to do with so many people talking at one time, and then my mind went blank when I realized that my own mother was a witness to the crime at the mall where she has her art show." God was looking out for me on this day! The law firm was contacted and told that the witness was the secretary's mother. There would be no transcription of my illegible scritch scratching.
"September 13, 2009 Dear Readers, I am so grateful for the friendship I have found here. Thank you for your friendship. (Ooops! See how easily I made mistakes!) Creative Breathing."
Blame it on Paula Clare!
So the two hours I happily stayed away from my paperwork I blame on Paula Clare and the wonderful garland she sent me! Please be sure to stop by and wish her a blog anniversary hello and check out her Route 66 tour. Kitsch heaven! My craft room more and more calls to mind the wonderful people I have met through this creative community. Thank you one and all!
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Super Saturday
All in all you can see what a Super Saturday this was. My blessings are like the sunflower field. Happiness as far as the eye can see!
Friday, September 11, 2009
Miscellaneous Friday
"Lickety split" (Who still says this! Makes me smile every time!}
Addressing any bald man, "You know what? You look like? Daddy Warbucks!"
Addressing any older woman, "You know what? You look like? My grandma!"
Addressing the kitchen staff, "What part of Meeeeexico do you live?"
When she bungles a task, "What's the matter with me Beth? I got butterfingers today."
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Happy Images

And me? Well put a boy and a girl and a bicycle and a dog in the image, and I am one happy crafter!I hope you will enjoy using these images in your holiday crafting as I know I will!
A Return Tour!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Snowballs
I always craft projects that I want to accomplish for Christmas in MAY. Not a typewriting mistake, MAY.
I don't know why this is other than I want to be sure to be open for inspiration that comes my way just as the leaves begin to turn color.
My last year's paper is all gone..."Sweet and Sinister"
This truly has been such a wonderful project. I can not wait for 19 tags to come my way!
Here are the images for your personal use.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009
The Best Thing About Inspiration
My birdcage inspired Mrs Twins to create this stunning piece! Look how the roses pick up the detail of the cage. I think the colors and rose hips give a very modern look to the piece.
Diane of Saturday Finds always has the best tips for pulling together a few items to display seasonally. I purchased these red cutters from her. She has inspired me to look for cutters for other holidays to display.The Best Thing About Inspiration is the blissful distraction that allows your mind to wander over the creations that will become.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
A Man of Goodness
This year the City of Columbus in conjunction with Ohio State University hosted the first annual Pelotonia Race for Cancer Research. Lance Armstrong came to draw attention to the cause.
Friday, September 4, 2009
The Sounds of Friday Night
Rumbling in the chest spreading anticipation through the crowd, measured beats heard once and never forgotten. The halting unison of youth, a pause to hold the moment, a crescendo of pride to hold the ball in air.
The lingering sounds of Friday night come through my window with the mist of the moonlight. I love September, and I love my hometown.
My husband and I spend each Friday night with other empty nest parents at the High School football game. We always leave before the end. The sounds of Friday night can be heard throughout our town.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Roller Coaster Ride
I like to think of a scrapbook as a roller coaster ride for the eye with twists and turns you know are coming. I begin with white as the predominate color, the calm part of the ride. I chose brown and orange as my hills, the accent colors. It's a smooth ride now, but a hint of the brown in the bluebird's hat and a strip of rust behind the photo let you know what's ahead!
The wonderful blocks sent to me by Dear Readers have provided such inspiration for trying my own hand at creating a scrapbook. My life has become the best ride ever!
Crafting Note: As I am waiting for Cosmo Cricket's Halloween and Christmas line of paper to become available, I thought I would try a small Thanksgiving themed line I found at Michaels. I loved that this paper came in a tablet with borders at the end. These long envelopes are so very impractical, but I only plan to keep loose pictures in them. There were many more envelopes in the 7 Gypsies scrapbook, but I only used four. (I think it is perfectly perfect that I of all people should be using 7 Gypsies products as I have actually known them!)
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Projects for September
A Good Thing To Remember
With the anniversary of September 11th soon approaching our country's thoughts and prayers are with the families who lost loved ones and for the men and women who came together to support and serve in anyway they could. Australian airline Quanta teamed with popular actor John Travolta to create the Spirit of Friendship tour around the world promoting the safety of flying. He volunteered the use of his own personal jet, and agreed to be the Captain of the flights. My husband's and my friend Valarie, having just completed her tour on Air Force One, was chosen as a flight attendant for this year. I love to hear her talk about this incredible experience.
Quanta Airline was chosen for this important task because it has a perfect safety record. People were terrified to fly, business suffered greatly because of this. Passengers boarding this plane had no idea who their pilot was. The usual greeting was not made at the beginning of the flight. It was delayed.... until the middle of the in-flight movie, Grease. A voice would come over the intercom, "This is your Captain welcoming you aboard Quanta and the Spirit of Friendship flight." Valarie said she loved this moment as passengers realized the voice on the movie screen was the same as the Captains. "If you don't like this movie, I have others also starring me." He then would appear in the isle of the plane and take time to greet every passenger. Every passenger would leave with the feeling of goodwill and confidence and spread that feeling to everyone who would hear the retelling of their adventure. This year of service had a tremendous effect on improving public confidence in using air transportation.
Our friend Valarie completed this one-year assignment and came to work with my husband at his present job. I love to hear her talk about this year and how kind and giving of his personal time to her as well as his family. A good thing to remember on such a day. Valarie can be seen in the center of this photograph with her dark hair hidden under her cute uniform hat.
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